Why Today Sucks

Laura broke up with me, the New York thing looks to have fallen through and I have a migrane.

9 Comments

  1. Pilot Pirx
    Posted 4/22/2005 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    Have one onn the house:

  2. Pilot Pirx
    Posted 4/22/2005 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    http://www.dooleystreasurechest.com/signs/sign_jack_daniels_bronco_34_1136.jpg

  3. Pilot Pirx
    Posted 4/23/2005 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    “Aspirin is all gone, our budget is exhausted! Thus you leave the selection of the pain management confidently to us specialists.”
    http://www.mfh.de/cartoon/1998/aspirin.jpg

  4. The ex-MatchMaking Spook
    Posted 4/23/2005 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    Nath,

    So much for my career as matchmaker. :-(

    If I were you I would accept Pirx’s offer for a free crate of Jack Daniels (the 36-six-year-old one, please). You will still have your migraine then, but at least you’ll know where it’s coming from. :-)

    You’ve all the right to think that things suck, and when you feel better again it’s time to turn a page or perhaps an entirely new chapter.

  5. JonBonJovi
    Posted 4/25/2005 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    Look at the last entry and then read this one…

    What an ungrateful, selfish bitch!

    ::shakes her head::

  6. Ro
    Posted 4/25/2005 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    “Intimacy is a four-syllable word for ‘Here are my heart and soul. Please grind them into a hamburger and enjoy.’ ”

    I’m not quite sure why I’ve been avoiding commenting on this. I think I’ve just been trying to find the right set of comforting words to say. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find them.

    So I’ll say this, I’m sorry dude. That totally sucks.

    But you know what, at least you’re not dead :)

    Put on some blues music, crank up the Clapton, throw a party. No, seriously, throw a party. You’ve got friends in St. Louis who I’m sure wouldn’t mind forgetting about their problems with you.

    I really wanted to work in a Hitchhikers Guide quote somewhere, but couldn’t think of a good way to do it.

  7. Pilot Pirx
    Posted 4/25/2005 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    “`I think you ought to know that I’m feeling very depressed.’”
    “`Life, don’t talk to me about life.’”
    “`Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that “job satisfaction”? ‘Cos I don’t.’”
    “`I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.’”

    – Guess who.

  8. Moueska-person
    Posted 4/25/2005 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    Between this post, the last post, and the one that follows this one, I wish there was something I could say besides “I’m sorry.” Because you deserve so much more than that alone.

    Mi dispiace, Je suis désolé, Es Tut Mir Leid- and I hope things look up for you soon.

    But don’t get plastered on Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. They’re a kick in the head come morning- no use in a headache going from bad to worse…

  9. Posted 4/27/2005 at 8:14 am | Permalink

    Ya know its to fuckin bad that your girl broke up witch u but what would Mitch say “FUCK IT’