Girls who break up with me don’t like to leave me alone.
Am I that off the hook that they just can’t let go?
Oh dear, this sounds desperate.
As a rule of thumb: it takes as long to get over a broken relation as the relation itself lasted. So you can make your own calculation.
I would suggest a drastic change of environment: go East, young man !
Separation of distance does help of snuff the flame.
Great. Then is is awesome that I’m moving to New York. It isn’t like I have an ex there or anything…
Go Squirrel Fishing! That always helps me get my mind off crazy ex’s.