Cranberry Juice

That stuff is a vile, vile substance. Never under any circumstances drink it unless you absolutely must.

But, if you must drink it, the best way is to rub the insides of your mouth with an apple or a piece of chicken.

And do NOT chug it. You’ll want to projectile vomit.

This entry was written by Nathan, posted on 3/28/2006 at 10:09 am, and filed under General.