I don’t like dogs. I have never liked dogs. I’m a cat person.
But see, there is this problem, and his name is Linus. Linus is Kelly’s dog, and I really, really like him. And the worst part? He is a minature black poodle… Yes, that’s right. A poodle.
But he is so sweet. And cute. He’s just a good little creature. I like having him around, and he makes me happy.
So I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to think of myself as a person that likes dogs. But I guess I can think of myself as a person who likes a single dog.
And she has a cat too, so I guess it is all okay.
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I think that Hergey’s full name should be Hergey Nergle McJagger. I’m sorry, MISTER Hergey Nergle McJagger.
Unless you can figure out a way to work in Quentin McDouche.
I’m not a dog person either. But Linus is the BEST LITTLE DOGGIE in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! Yes he is! Yes he is! Who’s the best doggie? Who’s the best goddamned doggie? Is it Linus? Yes it is! Yes it is! It’s LINUS!!! Best goddamned doggie…
Yes, Linus is ndeed precious and I look forward to getting to know him better.