You know how father’s day is coming up this weekend? Does anyone have any ideas for stuff to get for my dad?
He likes the following things:
Vacuuming.
Doing dishes.
Working long hours.
Socks.
Cats.
eBooks.
Diet Cherry Pepsi.
Vibrations.
Please give me ideas. Thanks.
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I have a house that is always in need of vacuuming and we always have tons of dishes. He can hit my place on the way home from work and that would extend his hours. I can have a chilled diet cherry pepsi waiting and he is more than welcome to just wear his socks as he cleans as long as they aren’t purple. It just so happens that we have a vibrating pillow in the boys room, which he can squeeze to his heart’s content while he reads one of the ebooks I have downloaded on my computer. I’ll put a post-it note on it that says “From your oldest, most devoted child…the one who hasn’t deserted you on this most important day.”
how about a day with no cynical and sarcastic comments from you? then again, he would probably find that boring.