Training classes are good proof of the following things:
1) I am smarter than most people.
2) I do not miss school, although school was better than this.
3) I’m more patient that people give me credit for.
4) It is best to sit in the back so you can see other people good off.
I’m in a training class today and tomorrow for something that I thought I needed, but it turns out I only need about 4% of it. So I’m bored. I think the main problem is the professor assumes we all have asses for brains. And judging by the amount of time that everyone takes on their assignments, he’s not wrong.
He also happens to be a very boring man. I guess basic Oracle training at UMSL’s technology center doesn’t get the most dynamic people.
Save me.