I think that the people at my work are trying to kill me. Every morning, for about an hour, I smell this horrible, foul odor. I didn’t smell it at my old office ever. So I can only assume that they moved me to this new office because it is right by the aerosol rat poison dispenser. And in a few days, when I’m dead, they’ll haul my body away and act like nothing ever happened.
And before you ask, I did ask a few people about the smell. They either claimed that they couldn’t smell it (Possibly immune. Or liars.) or that it was just the cleaning spray (In on the scheme).
I just wanted to give everyone a heads up in case I disappear forever.
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Ah, so you finally received my package.