The following are my New Years Resolutions.
So what do you think? I think that is a pretty good summary of all of the things that I’m unhappy with myself this year that I think the miraculous changing of an arbitrary number can solve.
I’ve never really understood all of the hype that is involved with New Years. It’s just a number. A number that doesn’t mean anything. I don’t see why it is an excuse to party. And I don’t see why people think that things will be better in the next arbitrary 365 day period.
Maybe I’m just being too literal a spoilsport, but I don’t care.