I woke up this morning and checked my iPhone, like I usually do in the morning. I popped over to the weather page, and you know what it said? ZERO DEGREES! That means that outside right now, there are no degrees. A complete absence of degrees. If this were the degree olympics, it would have to be canceled because all of the degrees are gay and the organizers wouldn’t let them into the country. What?
To make this worse, I seem to have misplaced my really nice winter coat. And so I’ve been using my lighter jacket, and bundling up with 5 or 6 layers. But that means that I burn to death in my office.
But back to the degrees. So I’m guessing that you’re wondering where all of these degrees have gone. Lucky for you, I’ve figured out where. Sunnyvale, CA, where today they are supposed to have 70 degrees.
Sometimes, life is unfair.
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I personally am hibernating.
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I plan to fit as many degrees as possible in my suitcase to bring back with me from Sunnyvale. I believe that current TSA policy will only let me get through with 3 degrees wrapped in a plastic bag. I can get Helen to bring some as well.
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