I have come to a conclusion. White peaches are the perfect fruit. In fact, they are far superior to yellow peaches in every way. Except for the fact that they are ridiculously hard to find. Every once in a while, Hill Schnucks will have them. Otherwise, it is hit and miss. Especially this time of year.
However, I just placed an order for 2 pounds of dried white peaches. Hopefully this will be able to tide me over until the summer, when there should be a more abundant supply of white peaches.
Also, if you think that yellow peaches are better, you are mistaken, and I would DARE you to attempt to justify your reasoning here. Any argument you make, however, will be replied with a simple “white peaches are sweeter and more mild and more delicious. You are wrong,” so I don’t know if you want to play that game.
Maraschino cherries are also good. I imagine that if a maraschino cherry and a white peach had a baby, it would end the world.