There once was a Gov. named St. Mark
With an outlook both righteous and dark
He told folks what to do
Hey y’all gays – don’t y’all screw!
And he packed up his gear for the park.
Well it turns out “the park” was a lie
Cause the Gov had a ticket to fly
There were lines to be crossed
(and some vows to be tossed)
Though he SAYS he just went there to cry.
Now this story must end for the Gov.
And he’s given his sweetie the shove
Left her clutching her parts
Cause Republican hearts
Know hypocrisy is their first love.
–Mom (written for the Huffington Post, who wouldn’t publish it.)